KING HESH The Dude. The Myth. The Legend….
and a lot of f’n weed!!!
Started back some 15 years ago back
in June of 2001. Someone needed
to flame the torch of the Eighties
hair metal genre and their was
one dude leading the march,
“The Hair Apparent”…
KING HESH. Dubbed the
Kingdom Of Hesh,
King Hesh,which also featured a sidekick,
(cause what’s a king without his queen)
Queen Hesh. She enlightened the
listening audience with her witty,
sarcastic and backhanded comments
to the King, which he replied
with”Shut the fuck up bitch!!!!”,
but the King overlooked her minor
faults because of her two,
humongous volumptous companions
(yes, I mean her boobs!).
Over the next five years King Hesh
and Queen Hesh brought back the
memories with classic hair metal
to the air waves each and every week
segments like “Heshology”,
“Screaming For Priest”,
“Queen Hesh’s BJ (bad joke)
of the Week” among others including
the “Triple Thrash Threat”,
“Poon-Tang Playlist” and “Birthday Hesh Block”,
which continue on to this day.
King Hesh started the first few years
with a two hour show,
then it went to a four hour show
(first two hours were recorded for podcast),
last two weren’t, and in 2005 the show
went to a three hour broadcast,
in which the entire show was podcasted.
Soon after that King Hesh realized
three hours wasn’t enough, so for the live listeners on Friday night he gave
them a special fourth hour called
the “King Hesh After Party”
(aka – King Hesh Night K.H.A.P.).
And this continued until the end of 2013.
Throughout the fifteen years
King Hesh has constantly has added
many specialty formats to fit the time
of the season. Many of these shows
“July 4th Patriotic Metal” edition,
“All Hesh Covers”Thanksgiving show,
“Friday the 13th” edition,
“Anti-Ballad Love Fest”
to celebrate Valentine’sDay,
“Hesh-o-ween Halloween” edition,
and the end of the year “Thrash-Fest”,
among other specials.
Sadly, nothing stays the same forever,
and around 2007-08 Queen Hesh bid
her goodbyes to many of her devoted fans,
but King Hesh forged on and continues to carry the hair metal banner for all
true metal heads. After all he is “The Hair Apparent”.